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Edmund and Helga- Part 7

Edmund and Helga- Part 7

Sixth screen

“Hospital discharge”

 

 

[Edmond leaves the hospital with swollen eye, bandaged face, back, and legs, using walking stick]

Jinn:

[Is laughing]

You gave Hercules piece of your mind well!!

 

 

Edmond:

Buzz off!! All of my body is broken, this is your fault; Hercules kicked my ass!!

Jinn:

It has nothing to do with me! You could’ve listened to soul, I didn’t force you!

Edmond:

Yes you didn’t force me, but you did instigate me, you fooled me!!!

Soul:

I have warned you, but it’s ok now, don’t forget you have just started the trainings, you must learn the basics, if you don’t learn and act well enough you will get into some serious troubles in the future. Now if you want we can go to Helga.

Jinn:

I think you have learned many of concepts and names now!!!

Edmond:

Buzz off!!

Soul:

Dear Edmond, you must know that free will is a good thing but if you don’t obey the rules it can be very dangerous!

 Free will doesn’t mean that you can violate others privacy, if you do so, they will definitely violate your privacy, it doesn’t matter that you are beaten, what matters is what you have learned from this event.

Jinn:

Forget the lessons; I will teach you everything instantly, you will go to penitentiary directly!!

 Edmond:

BUZZ OFF!! Dear soul, what do we do now?

Soul:

As I said before, we better go after Helga.

Jinn:

Come off!! Let’s go after another Helga, show the green light again, maybe this time you get to drink the orange juice!!

Edmond:

You did all this to me, stupid jinn!!

Jinn:

What’s my fault? I’m doing my job, you did as I said, you are stupid, and you know well that I am a deterrent and destruction force, absolutely destructive!!

Why don’t you do as soul says?

 Soul:

Stop it, it’s neither your fault nor jinni’s fault, this is the property of free will!! Edmond, in order to have peace, you must learn which way to pick gradually.

Remember that you punched Hercules’s face first!

 

 

Edmond:

See what happened to me? Why king did this? Free will! This is not called free will, it is Godzilla, it is terminator, and it’s destructive!

 Initially Helga left, television, window and tables are broken, and my lovely body became like this, like a dead body!!

Jinn:

What a dead body it is!! What a physique, such a waste it is in plaster!!

Edmond:

Buzz off!!

[They continue walking and they reach Helga’s father house]

 Edmond:

Somebody knock the door.

Soul:

We are not permitted to do physical work; you can do it with the walking stick that you have!

[Edmond kicks the door with the walking stick]

Helga:

Who is it?

Edmond:

It’s Edmond, open the door.

Helga:

What do you want?

Edmond:

I want you honey!!

Helga:

I’m not your honey, go away!

Edmond:

Please, open the door.

Jinn:

I’ve never seen such a hen-pecked guy, why are you begging? If my wife closes the door and sulks I will make her vanish!! Let’s go she is not going to open the door.

 Soul:

Come on jinn, you make your wife vanish!!!!

Jinn:

Sure.

Soul:

Edmond, tell her it’s about the king’s command.

Edmond:

Honey, it is about the king’s command which is about us, open the door, and let me explain.

Helga:

What command?

Soul:

Tell her, the free will command!

Edmond:

The free will command, honey

Helga:

What is free will anyway? Tell me, I will open the door if it was good.

Edmond:

I told you it is the king’s command! If you don’t open the door then I will go away and you must answer to the king yourself.

Helga:

No, wait, I’m opening the door.

[Helga opens the door]

Ah, what is this?  What happened to you? Is this really you?

Edmond:

Ah, don’t remind me!! May I come in?

Helga:

Come on in honey, who did this to you?

Edmond:

Free will!

Helga:

Who broke your leg?

Edmond:

Free will!!

Helga:

Who broke your head?

Edmond:

Free will!!

Helga:

You eye?

Edmond:

Free will!!

Helga:

Your back? Your teeth?

Edmond:

It’s all because of free will! Free will!! Free will!! FREE WILL!!!

Helga:

What is this free will? What a monster it is! How did you run away from it?

Edmond:

I didn’t run, I will explain, it is with me, it’s not too dangerous, don’t worry so much!!

Helga:

Please explain it.

Edmond:

We had one commander and we obeyed one command in heavens always, and we lived by the rules that were written and permanent.

Helga:

You didn’t say what free will is? Be quick about it!!

Edmond:

Free will is not a monster it is not a creature, it is an authorization which is given to me and it will be given to you as well in future.

Helga:

How is this authorization?

Edmond:

We used to obey the command before and we didn’t know anything else, but with the free will, now we can disobey, or command violation is possible now!!

Helga:

It is not possible, command violation is not possible!

Edmond:

When you have free will, it is like that you have two conflicting commands which are exported from two different commanders and you have the free will to choose one of them.

About free will it is better to call these commanders as consultants and their commands as proposals!!

 

 

Helga:

Are these proposals mandatory to obey?

Edmond:

No, as I said, you may do as one of these proposals says or do something else or don’t do anything at all!!

Helga:

What is the use of this free will anyway?

Edmond:

That you can learn concepts and names slowly, which are valuable and these trainings will make you a commander, a good commander or a destructive one! In fact it will create your personality!

Helga:

This is not a problem, actually it sounds good.

Edmond:

Yes, it sounds good, but its nature could be destructive.

Helga:

Where are these two consulters? What are their names?

Edmond:

One of them is called ‘Soul’ and the other is called ‘Jinn’ and they are always with me, and we three form a triangle which is called “one self”.

Fortunately or unfortunately you can’t see them, I don’t see them as well but I can hear their voices.

Helga:

Very well then

Edmond:

Very well what? Now let us go home.

Helga:

I wanted to go back home with you, but now you have the free will but I don’t, also you have a soul and jinn and I don’t, thus I can’t be with you now!!

You go now; come after me when king gave me the free will.

Jinn:

Take her by force!

Soul:

No, she is right.

Edmond:

Ok then, I go now and I will wait for the command, farewell.

Helga:

Farewell, take care of yourself.

 

Translated by: Ehsan Ranjbar

 

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